My dear friend Keith Butler is as industrious as he is generous with his time. So when he volunteered to help me rebuild my backyard pond, I hesitated, knowing what a gargantuous project it would turn out to be. "Are you SURE you want to do this?" I asked him over and over. He assured me that he was, so off we went to the home store for the liner, a kiddie pool to hold the old pond water and tools.
The old pond was an odd shape, rounded to look like a natural woodland pond, and it was notoriously hard to clean and care for. Nearly the width of the yard, there was little room to get around it and the unfinished river rock border was unsteady and begininning to fall apart from years of settling. We decided to turn it into a rectangle with a slate border, flat and level to the surrounding ground and with plenty of room to get to all four sides for cleaning.
Unfortunately, the ground was a rock-hard clay and the massive tree roots encroaching from the neighbors' yard made the job incredibly difficult. We had decided against buying a pickaxe (a bad move), so the digging went slowly. I'm afraid I was not much help, being unfit and out of shape from sitting at the computer most of the day, so the majority of the hard work fell on Keith's shoulders.
Since the new pond was deeper than the old one, we wound up with about three cubic yards of crappy clay soil piled four feet high on the patio and nowhere to go with it. Calls to local excavators proved to be an expensive venture, so I got the bright idea to hold a sidewalk sale to help pay for the expenses. The sale would mean more work for me, lifting and carrying furniture up from the basement, and also that I wouldn't be able to help Keith with the massive job of moving the humongous dirt pile to the alley behind the house to allow easy access for a front end loader. I stubbornly insisted that I could handle both jobs, so Saturday morning I filled the sidewalk with the sundry items and unfinished projects that have been taking up valuable space in my basement. Most of the furniture had been acquired through my skills as a trash-picker so whatever I made would be pure profit.
Business was slow at first, it being the Fourth of July holiday, but things picked up in the afternoon. One gentleman asked if I had any old cabinets or tools and I invited him to shop the basement to see if there was anything he liked. As we passed the pond project, he asked what we were going to do with the pile of dirt on the patio. Turned out he was an excavator and he offered to come the next morning and remove the dirt for $40, about $140 less than the estimated we had gotten by phone. Not only did I sell the man an old cabinet for $25 but our dilemma with the dirt pile was solved as well. The Lord sure moves in mysterious ways.
By Sunday morning, the pond was finished and our only job was to load the dirt pile into the front end loader. The rest of the afternoon Keith and I lolled on the front porch reading the New York Times and nursing our sore muscles. The weekend had been exhausting for both of us and Keith was anxious to get back home to his apartment in New York City. Little by little the items on the sidewalk were paid for and taken off to their new homes. I had made enough money in the sale to pay for the pond expenses plus a bus ticket home for Keith, making it a successful weekend all around. Would I do it again? Well. . . let me get back to you on that.